Paris Hilton in response to her arrest for drunk driving:
“I had one margarita (and) was starving because I had not eaten all day,” she said. “Maybe I was speeding a little bit and I got pulled over. I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out Burger.”
Of course, i wonder if she washes her car while dining in In-N-Out the way she does for Carls Jr?
(thanks to Coyner for this one)