Web 2.0 and Chuck Norris

As the founder of qloud, i’ve been immersed in Web 2.0 for the past 12 months (at least) and as a man i love Chuck Norris. Like Chuck, i never sleep, i wait. While i was waiting, i found this list of Chuck’s activity in web 2.0 world. Read on….

  • Chuck Norris was refused an investment by a VC. Once.
  • Chuck Norris read the entire blogosphere. Including splogs.
  • Chuck Norris invented blogging in 1974 in order to keep track of people he roundhouse kicked to the face.
  • Flickr gave Chuck Norris a funny look. Now you know why it needs a massage.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs.
  • Chuck Norris does not build to flip. He builds to roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Chuck Norris has more friends on MySpace than Tom.
  • Chuck Norris did not get acquired by Yahoo. He traveled back in time to 1849 and started Yahoo! himself. Now you know how the gold-rush started.sotw4sp.jpg
  • Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.
  • Chuck Norris does not use a web server. His beard serves HTTP.
  • Chuck Norris does not use tagging to remember websites. He roundhouse kicks them to the face then they remember him.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t validate. All standards are required to conform to his content.
  • Chuck Norris has an open API. His right leg, coming straight at your face.
  • If you’ve been spending too much time on Slashdot, this is for you.
    • Step 1. Chuck Norris.
      Step 3. Profit.

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