Bo Jackson is Legendary

When i was a kid, i loved Bo Jackson. He was the first dual-sport athlete and not only did he play 2 sports, he dominated them. In one season he was voted MVP of both the MLB all-star game and the NFL all-star game. Imagine being that good at both sports. He was also the first sport celebrity. The “Bo Knows” campaign preceded all Jordan’s Nike coverage and set the standard for all the mass-marketing we see today. The room i grew up in with had over 30 posters and after Michael Jordan (5 posters) Bo had the most coverage (3).

Bo Knows

Given all that, you can imagine my delight when I saw this great article (click here) in the Kansas City Star about Bo. It brought back all the memories. The article filled with great anecdotes. Some of my favorites:

Bo said he was just another guy. He wasn’t some sort of folk hero, like John Henry or Pecos Bill. No, he hurt like other players. He made mistakes like other players. He struck out a lot. He wasn’t forged out of steel, and he couldn’t outrun locomotives, and he couldn’t turn back time by flying around the world and reversing the rotation of the earth.

“I’m just another player, you know?” he said.

Then the game began, Royals vs. Yankees at Yankee Stadium.

First time up, Bo hit a 412-foot homer to center field.

Second time up, Bo smashed a 464-foot opposite-field home run. Longtime Yankees fans said that ball landed in a far-off place where only home runs by Ruth, Gehrig and Mantle from the left side ever reached.

“Colossal,” teammate George Brett would say. “I had to stop and watch.”

Third time up, Yankees manager Stump Merrill walked out to the mound to ask pitcher Andy Hawkins how he intended to get Bo out this time.

“I’ll pitch it outside,” Hawkins said.   “It better be way outside,” Merrill replied.

Hawkins threw it way outside. Jackson poked the ball over the right-field fence for his third homer. The New York crowd went bananas.

Some other good little notes in the article are below. Seriously if you knew Bo or you didn’t,  you should read this article, he was a total freak

  • Bo Jackson’s first major-league home run flew 475 feet.
  • July 29, 1988: Bo Jackson was facing Baltimore’s Jeff Ballard. He called timeout and stepped out of the box. He adjusted his batting glove when he realized that the umpire did not actually grant his timeout, and Ballard was throwing the ball. Jackson jumped back into the box, swung that bat and … yeah. He hit a home run.
  • July 11, 1989: All-Star Game in Anaheim. Bo Jackson led off with a monstrous 448-foot home run to straightaway center field — it cleared two fences out there. “Unbelievable,” Hall of Famer Tony Gwynn would say. “I got a piece of it,” Bo would say.  The next inning, he beat out a double-play grounder by running to first in 3.81 seconds — one of the fastest times ever clocked for a right-handed hitter. He stole second base (becoming only the second player to hit a homer and steal a base in an All-Star Game, with Willie Mays). He scored the game-winning run. He was selected MVP.

The Biggest and Baddest Pig Ever

I just read this story where  an 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9 feet 4, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail.  He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.

The story i wrote about the Biggest and Baddest Bear has gotten a tremendous amount of attention. I’m curious what those readers would think of this.

Ridiculous Videos Vol. 4

It’s been a while since i’ve posted some ridiculous videos.  Vol 3 (HERE) were pretty good and i actually did a Vol. 3.5 post over the holidays.  Anyway, without any further delay, here’s Vol. 4.

This is what happens when you bring amateurs into sportscasting:
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Misheard Lyrics for Yellow Ledbetter:

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What happens when you send a Canadian to sing the US National Anthem:

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Required Reading Before Seeing Pirates of Caribbean 3

Maybe i was the only one completely confused by what was going on in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 because i had forgotten so much about what happened in the first or second films. Thus, i decided to put together this little crib sheet of who did what in the past movies. If you know these facts, the current film will be MUCH more enjoyable…

Elizabeth Swann

In the first and 2nd movies the super-hot Kiera Knightly is the daughter of Weatherby Swann, the Governor of Port Royal, a British base in the Caribbean, and seems destined to marry a bland british dude.  At the age of 12 she removes a key from a shipwrecked Will Turner (protecting him from being accused of piracy).  Today, at the age of 20, in Port Royal, she is kidnapped by the pirate Barbossa because it is believed her blood can free Barbossa and his crew from the curse of the Black Pearl.  And she truly loves the young swordsmith Will Turner.  Her boyfriend Will, with the help of Jack Sparrow track her down, rescue her, release the curse and then kill Barbossa, and then return home.

Once home she’s about to get married to Will and is instead arrested for helping Captain Jack. However, their lives will be spared if Will can find Captain Jack and take possession of a the special compass.  Escaping from jail, she travels the seas and finds Jack in another port and learns of Davy Jones’ capture of Will (thanks to Jack).  Jack also reveals the his compass’ secret to Elizabeth; it points to what the holder wants most in the world. When he convinces her that she can save Will by finding the chest containing Davy Jones’ heart, she gets a bearing towards it. Once the ship is underway, tension arises between Jack and Elizabeth when each discovers the compass now points to the other.  They eventually find the heart but the British gain possession of it.   As they leave the island, their ship is attacked by the Kraken.  Realizing the Kraken is only hunting Jack, Elizabeth slyly kisses him while handcuffing him to the mast. Racked with guilt over her deceit, she tells the others Jack chose to remain behind, unaware Will witnessed the scene and now believes she loves Sparrow.

Captain Jack Sparrow

We first see him stranded on an island and learn that he has a deep hatred for Capt. Barbossa (Rush), who led a mutiny aboard Sparrow’s ship, The Black Pearl.  Seeking revenge, Jack steals a ship and finds a new crew of his own, including Will Turner, to pursue Barbossa. With the help of Elizabeth and Will, he both releases the Barbossa’s curse and then kills him.  After killing Barbossa, he escapes the island and is shortly after captured and taken hostage by cannibals on a remote island.

13 years before this all happened, Jack made a deal with Davy Jones that if Jones resurrected the Black Pearl and made Jack its captain, Jack would then serve about Jones’ ship (The Flying Dutchman) for 100 years.  Not wanting to do this, Jack then begins to look for the Dead Man’s Chest which contains Davy Jones’ beating heart. When the pain of lost love became too much to bear, Jones carved the heart from his chest, burying it in a secret location. Whoever possesses the heart controls Davy Jones, thereby controlling the world’s oceans.  Back at sea, the Flying Dutchman encounters Sparrow, who deviously attempts to barter Will in exchange for himself. But Jones demands 100 souls in 3 days and takes Will as collateral.  So, Jack finds Elizabeth and uses her with the compass to find & get Davy’s heart (and save Will in the process).  They find the heart but ultimately lose it to the British.  The Pearl is then found by Jones and attacked by The Kraken. Jack gives the order to abandon ship before the Kraken makes its final assault. ‎Realizing the Kraken is only hunting Jack, a deceptive Elizabeth passionately kisses him while handcuffing him to the mast. Jack bravely charges the Kraken, but the colossal beast drags him and the Pearl to a watery grave. Watching from his ship, Davy Jones declares their debt settled.

Will and Bill “Bootstrap” Turner

Will is a young swordsmith in Port Royal. His dad, “Bootstrap Bill” was a pirate on the Black Pearl with Jack Sparrow and Barbossa. As pirates they stole a chest of gold and spent it. This brought on a curse that left all of them as Undead until each coin and a drop of blood from each pirate is placed back into the chest. After Barbossa abandoned Jack, Bill complained so Barbossa killed him.  Before Bootstap Bill died he gave one of his pieces of gold (the medallion) to Will.  Jack figured this out brought Will to Barbossa as his blood could be used in lieu of Bill’s.  Will manages to wriggle out of the trap and returns his medallion and gives his blood only after Barbassa has been shot, so he the curse will be released, he will be mortal and thus actually die.  Will then returns home with his true love, Elizabeth.

Once home he’s about to get married and is instead arrested for helping Jack. The British bastards will spare his (and Elizabeth’s) life if he can find Captain Jack and take possession of Jack’s special compass.  While looking for Jack he learns that his father is on the boat of Davy Jones. Will succeeds in finding Jack but Jack attempts to trade him to Davy Jones in exchange for Jack’s 100 year servitude. Instead, Jones takes Will as a hostage until Jack returns in 3 days with 100 souls. Will escapes from the Dutchman with help from his father, and arrives on the island containing Davy’s heart with the key to the chest (containing the heart) that he stole from Davy Jones. Will wants to stab the heart to free his father, but a three-way duel erupts instead and the British get the heart.  Will then escapes on the Black Pearl.  But Jones is chasing the Pearl to get Jack Sparrow. As the Kraken is attacking The Pearl, a deceptive Elizabeth passionately kisses Jack while handcuffing him to the mast. She tells the others Jack chose to remain behind, but Will witnesses the scene and now believes she loves Sparrow.

Barbossa

He and the crew of The Black Pearl stole a chest of ancient gold.  He first led a mutiny aboard The Black Pearl and leaves Jack on a deserted island.  It turns out the gold is cursed and it turned the entire crew into the Undead. By day they look like normal if dissolute humans, but by the light of the moon, they’re revealed as skeletal cadavers. Because they’re already dead, they cannot be killed (however they continue to fight people throughout all of the first film – don’t ask me why). To reverse the curse, they need to place all the coins back and a drop of blood from each pirate into the Dead Man’s Chest.  Bill Turner is already dead, but Elizabeth says her last name is turns so Barbossa kidnaps her.  Barbossa tries to use Elizabeth, but Will rescues her.  Jack then informs Barbossa who Will is and during the fighting Will and Jack end up killing Barbossa.

Davy Jones

Cursed to roam the sea for centuries, Jones has a serious score to settle with ol’ Jack Sparrow — and he has a pretty nifty arsenal at his disposal. In addition to his undead ghost ship and a bunch of amazingly nasty sidekicks, Jones keeps a multi-tentacled water pet which can engulf any ship on in a spectacular fashion.   Jones was once in love with a woman but she was lost to him.  Because this pain of lost love became too much to bear, he carved the heart from his chest, and buried it in a secret location. Whoever possesses the heart controls Davy Jones, thereby controlling the world’s oceans.  Jack wants to control the heart so he doesn’t have to spend 100 years on the Flying Dutchman.  But, the heart falls into the hands of the British and Jones chases down Jack.  Not able to take over The Pearl, he summons the Kraken who takes Jack down to the depths of the ocean.

There are some other characters, but knowing these should get your through the 3rd installment.  Enjoy….

Pirates 3 is a Pretty Good Ride

I saw the new Pirates movie last night and was somewhat skeptical going in as the 2nd installment was more bloated than the first and just ok (do we really need a ferris wheel chase in a pirate movie?). The new one, however, packs much more of a punch. This quote by one of my favorite critics Michael Wilmington says it best:

The movie is almost too much. Director Gore Verbinski and producer Jerry Bruckheimer have packed “World’s End” with so much explosive action, opulent decor and surreal scenes of mayhem and madness — including a mass crab-and-ship exodus, an apocalyptic-looking waterfall and life-size and miniature hallucinatory clones of Capt. Jack, some capering around Depp’s mane and shoulder — that sometimes it’s overwhelming. This sequel is frenziedly imaginative, where the first “Pirates” was sunny, fey and friendly (like Sparrow) and the second a rollicking romp.

Here, Take the Web. No, I Don't Want Anything – it's Free

I love this quote from Tim Berners-Lee, the man responsible for the World Wide Web. He’s a low profile genius who never profited from his invention. I often think about him when i talk to my investment banking friends, or other people who are placing monetary gain over what really makes them happy. This is a quote from his book Weaving the Web which is a pretty good read if you’re interested in how the web came about, what the original thoughts were about it, and how it’s survived attempts by private industry (Microsoft, IBM, etc.) to control it.

People have sometimes asked me whether i am upset that i have not made a lot of money from the Web. In fact, I made some quite conscious decisions about which way to take my life. These I would not change – though i am making no comment on what i might do in the future. What does distress me, though, is how important a question it seems to be to some. This happens mostly in America, not Europe. What is maddening is the terrible notion that a person’s value depends on how important and financially successful they are, and that that is measured in terms of money. That suggests disrespect for the researchers across the globe developing ideas for the next leaps in science and technology. Core in my upbring was a value system that put monetary gain well in its place, behind things like doing what i really want to do. To use net worth as a criterion by which to judge people is to set our children’s sights on cash rather than on things that will actually make them happy.

Is Your Life Just a Vacation from Boredom?

Here’s a good quote i recently read which does point out the subtle but very important difference between happiness and pleasure. It’s good thing for me to think about as i cruise through life:

If there is no opportunity for joy. If we never find some activity that leads us into flow, or if that flow is shut off by spiraling self-doubt – the we’re likely to settle for pleasure instead: the sterile comforts of the television of the bottle or the slot machine, which offer no challenge, no room for growth, but only a kind of vacation from boredom or from worry.

Or we will work harder for extrinsic rewards, to accumulate some tangible feedback for our existence. Status, power, and money are signs that one is competent, that one is acquiring control. But these are secondary rewards that matter only when the primary enjoyment is not available.

– Csikszentmihalyi

Kings of Leon are Pretty Good

I’ve been listening to the band Kings of Leon a lot lately.  They’re a rock band made up of 3 brothers and a cousin from Tennessee.  Their dad and grandfather are both named Leon, hence the band name.  They have 3 albums out but i’ve only gotten my hands on their latest: Because of the Times and it is pretty damn good.  Almost all the songs are rockin’ but 2 really stand out: Ragoo and Fans.  I’ve included them here and you need take a listen. It’s been a long time since i’ve heard songs like these that are so addicting.

It should also be noted that their songs can  be heard in many TV shows and movies including: Entourage, Farrelly bros’ Stuck on You, Jetta commercials, Talladega Nights (in one of the races), and Distrubia (in the credits). So even though you may not have heard of them, you’ve probably heard them before.  You can buy the entire album here.

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