New Microsoft Services

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I’ve been pretty anti-microsoft for a while because it seems that they always miss the boat.  However, they do have LOTS of cash (40+ billion) and a huge development force.  Becauase of this i was surprised they didn’t get more press for the news they spit out last week.  Four big things appeared out of last week’s Professional Developer Conference (PDC):

  1. They announced Azure, a set of cloud services that competes with Amazon’s S3.  Another big player will really solidify the category.
  2. They showed off Windows 7 which is getting high good hype from the blogosphere.
  3. They showed off new Web-based versions of Microsoft Office that were really nice.  They are really late here but if they can get up to parity with Zoho they could dominate
  4. They also released new Mac and Mobile versions of Mesh and further explained how that’ll enable new kinds of Internet-connected apps to be built.

All in all it was a HUGE week for Microsoft. I just don’t know why nobody noticed.  It is because we’re all Mac fanboys and want them to fail (I know i do)?  What do you think?

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More Dean Kamen

As many readers know, i’m a huge Dean Kamen fan. I think he’s one of the most important Americans alive.  He’s a true thinker and doer in every since of the word.  He sets goals and attacks them with passion and intelligence.

There’s a new article in the Telegraph UK about him.

It talks about some of his old inventions (150 medical patents and, of course, The Segway) and some of his new ones such as the iBot (wheelchair that stands), the Power Arm (robotic arm for people missing the limb), an electric car that uses the Sterling Engine. It also mentions:

Kamen’s latest project may well be his most ambitious yet: he wants to bring electricity and clean water to the Third World. His plan is not the creation of centralised infrastructure for power grids and sewage treatment, but a small-scale and, relatively, cheap solution. ‘Like, how about a device that a couple of people can haul into a village that can turn any source of water – which is typically toxic these days, that kills two million kids a year – into a thousand litres of water a day. How about if we could carry something into a village that could give people a way to make electricity?’

After 12 years working on these two problems, the engineers at Deka now have their solutions on show at the workshops in Manchester. The first is the ‘Slingshot’, a large box about the size of an office photocopier, sheathed in black protective foam, that can cleanse water of any contaminant from radionuclides to sewage, and run for years at a time without maintenance. The second is another metal box, five feet square, connected to a bottle of compressed gas, which emits a low murmur of humming energy. This is a Stirling engine, similar to the one installed in his electric car, but large and efficient enough to electrify an entire village, which can be driven by any locally available source of heat. Both devices have already been proved amazingly effective: one six-month test has used a Stirling engine to provide electric light to a village in Bangladesh, powered by burning the methane from a pit filled with cow dung; Slingshot has undergone similar tests in a settlement in rural Guatemala. But Kamen has yet to find a commercial partner to manufacture either of the devices for the customers that need them most. ‘The big companies,’ he says, ‘long ago figured out – the people in the world that have no water and have no electricity have no money.’ He’s tried the United Nations, too, but discovered a Catch-22: non-governmental organisations won’t buy the devices until they’re in full production.

The article also talks about his fancy and cool toys. For instance he owns a small island….

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But there’s also North Dumpling Island, three acres of gravel and sand in Long Island Sound, home to a lighthouse with a library and wine cellar that Kamen bought for $2.5 million in 1986. Soon afterwards, he announced his intention to erect a wind turbine there – and when New York State authorities objected, he declared that North Dumpling would become an independent nation, with a territorial limit of 200 inches. He now likes to refer to himself as Lord Dumpling, and will tell anyone who will listen about his fiefdom’s currency (the 250,000 Dumpling note features a pen-and-ink portrait of Kamen himself, wearing a bow tie and a cap with a propeller on it), newspaper (The North Dumpling Times) and customs regulations (a printed visa form includes spaces to provide distinguishing marks of both the applicant’s face and buttocks). Kamen appointed friends and family to positions in the Dumpling cabinet, including Ministers of Brunch and Nepotism, and now keeps a copy of the artificially yellowed North Dumpling Constitution behind glass on an upstairs wall at Westwind.

Although he’s often labelled a failure because of the limited success of the Segway, it’s clear he remains an optimistic and driven guy.  Saying: “I’m more than happy to let history answer the question of whether my ideas are stupid, or important.”  Considering his inventions are already helping every person who needs an insulin pump, I’m pretty sure History will look back at him pretty damn favorably

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David Eggers

I got a little shot of inspiration today by listening to Dave Eggers’ TEDTalk where he tells his story about how he took his desire to give kids more academic attention and formed a movement.

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Eggers is an inspirational guy and here’s a link to a good quote i found from him last year.

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OneSeason for Sports Betting

OneSeason

There’s an interesting new website called OneSeason.com which is a virtual market of sports players.  You buy shares in athletes and players and based on market demand of those shares their value raises or lowers.  For example, two weeks ago Lebron James was at $1.10 and today he’s at $18.50 because his shares have been rising steadily.

The fun part is that new players come out each day in an IPO (Initial Player Offering).  For instance Yao Ming came out at $5 and immediately traded up to $15.  Each day there’s a reason to get back in

There’s a NYTimes article about this where it talks about the “value” of a share:

Mike Sroka, OneSeason’s founder, a former hedge fund analyst, compares OneSeason stock to collectible playing cards. “The cards have no intrinsic value, but due to limited supply and notoriety of the player, they fluctuate in value,” he said.

The one problem i see is that every player is appreciating right now.  No player has gone down which means nobody has lost any money.  A quick way to put OneSeason out of business would be for everyone to request their money back.  I’m guessing this won’t happen but still, you’ll need losers eventually.

I’m putting in a couple bucks and trying it out.  It’s definitely interesting.  Am i moron for falling for this?  I just bought 3 shares of Adrian Peterson for $25 bucks a piece.  We’ll see what happens.  I’m selling if he hits $50

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Undecided Voters

I thought this was a good article by David Sedaris in The New Yorker:

I don’t know that it was always this way, but, for as long as I can remember, just as we move into the final weeks of the Presidential campaign the focus shifts to the undecided voters. “Who are they?” the news anchors ask. “And how might they determine the outcome of this election?”

Then you’ll see this man or woman— someone, I always think, who looks very happy to be on TV. “Well, Charlie,” they say, “I’ve gone back and forth on the issues and whatnot, but I just can’t seem to make up my mind!” Some insist that there’s very little difference between candidate A and candidate B. Others claim that they’re with A on defense and health care but are leaning toward B when it comes to the economy.

I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention?

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

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Sports Guy Mailbag

I’m in to reposting these days so i thought i’d post some good questions from readers today in The Sports Guy mailbag article:

Q: Shouldn’t Elizabeth Perkins have faced statutory rape charges in “Big”?

Q: So you’re looking for the four-way version of paper-rock-scissors that makes the most sense? I think I found it: blow-booze-weed-sleep. Yes, booze will defeat blow and weed will defeat booze. Sleep can beat weed and of course, blow beats sleep. Granted I don’t behave this way EVERY day.
— Vaughn, Philly

Q: My friend almost got into an altercation with a guy who had a hook instead of a hand. He contends that having a hook for a hand would be an advantage in a bar fight (for the obvious reasons); but I contend that because the prosthesis included the guy’s forearm, it would be a disadvantage as arm speed and dexterity were reduced with the lack of arm muscle. What are your thoughts?
— Adam, Washington, D.C.

Q: My friends and I were discussing the two-faced lady in the Southwest Airlines commercial that you are so fond of. Well, say one of her faces is eating a banana and the other is eating a corn dog. Would the corn dog and banana touch, or do the faces have two separate throats? They probably share a throat, right?

Nothing else captures America quite like a Sports Guy mailbag.  I love it.

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Live, Damn You! LIVE!!

The funniest thing i’ve seen today is this photo and blog post:

“NOOOOOOO! (puff, puff) DON’T LEAVE ME!! (puff, puff)

I HAVEN’T HAD WALKIES YET! (puff, puff)  AND IT’S ALMOST DINNERTIME! (pounds chest)

AT LEAST TELL ME (puff, puff) HOW TO WORK (puff, puff)  THE CAN OPENER!! (puff, puff)  NURSE!! I NEED 50 CCs OF ADRENALINE AND A CHEW TOY, STAT!!”

Last Week's Top Artists

As compiled by Qloud, here were my top artists of last week:

  1. Bob Dylan – i got the new Bootleg Vol. 8 album and it is fantastic.  Dylan has had 8 multi-disc albums of previously unreleased tracks.  These are new songs or alternate versions that were recorded at the same time (or live).  Eight albums, all multi-discs.  Some people call that a career – a good one too.
  2. Blind Melon – sometimes you forget how good they are.  I think they would fit in really well with the current music scene.  Kind of punkish
  3. Guns N’ Roses – oldies but goodies.  Had the live album on alot this weekend
  4. Led Zeppelin – Found the album Houses of The Holy in my apartment on Monday and was happy to revisit the classics
  5. Okkervil River – they have a new album out that i’m trying to get used to.  I have no opinion yet

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