An Albino Deer – A 1 in Million Occurance

I got this message emailed to me today by my mom’s friend in Wisconsin. Apparently a deer jumped out in front of her car and when they went to rescue it they saw it was an albino deer. Looks pretty cute…

A very eventful day around here. A once in many lifetimes experience! Mark saw this lil’ feller run out in front of a car, thought it was a lost baby goat. Stopped to get it, and WOW. A real Albino Whitetail Deer. Just hours old, but doing fine. No Momma deer around. Another car nearly hit it in front of Mark.

Well, he is THE neatest and cutest thing any of us ever saw. And such a ‘freak of nature’, that only 1 in more than a million are even born. He took his bottle of food, followed us around the house, doing great.  We called the Zoo & Fossil Rim and both were interested, but we’re actualy going to send him to a Rehab farm. Maybe he will make it in captivity somewhere and be appreciated. I hope so.  These deer are very rare. We wanted to keep him but it’s not the right thing to do – and not legal either.

Here are a couple of pix to show ya. He was snow white, pink eyes, ears, nose and hooves.  Our kids called him Powder. He was SO small. That is my shoe lying beside him.

Pass this around, a lot of folks have never and will probably never see even another picture of an Albino deer fawn……

Kramer's Racial Tirade

This is an insane video of Michael Richards – Kramer from Seinfeld – doing a pretty racist and rough standup show.   This is definitely worth checking out…

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Other link: http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1772645

What's My Name Bitch!

I found this site today which has the real names of musicians. It’s interesting to see that Sly Stalone, Eddie Vedder and others aren’t really called that. Here are some good ones….

Aaliyah – Aaliyah Dana Haughton
Tori Amos – Myra Ellen Amos
Ashanti – Ashanti Shaquoya “Shani Bani” Douglas
Erykah Badu – Erica Wright
Beyonce – Beyonce Giselle Knowles
Bjork – Bjork Gudmundsdottir
Michael Bolton – Michael Bolotin
Jon Bon Jovi – John Francis Bongiovi Jr.
Bono (U2) – Paul David Hewson
Pat Boone – Charles Eugene Boone

David Bowie – David Robert Hayward Stenton Jones
Bobby Brown – Robert Barisford Brown
Jackson Browne – Clyde Jackson Browne
Buckethead – Brian Carroll
Vitamin C – Colleen Fitzpatrick
50 Cent – Curtis Jackson
Ray Charles – Ray Charles Robinson
Cher – Cherilyn Sarkisian La Piere
Eric Clapton – Eric Patrick Clapp
Patsy Cline – Virginia Patterson Hensley
Joe Cocker – John Robert Cocker
Coolio – Artis Ivey Jr.
Continue reading “What's My Name Bitch!”

Instead of a Diet, Get a Camera

Americans are obese, but at least we have a slew of technology out there to help us out. In fact, there’s a new HP camera, that actually makes you look slimmer. Check this out:

HP Camera

And the website reads:

They say cameras add ten pounds, but HP digital cameras can help reverse that effect. The slimming feature, available on select HP digital camera models, is a subtle effect that can instantly trim off pounds from the subjects in your photos!

That’s almost eerie – but whatever, pass the turkey

Dartmouth Soccer Scores in Zimbabwe

Grass Roots SoccerI played with Methembe my freshman year at Dartmouth and beyond being one of the nicest guys ever, he was a truly amazing soccer player. Called as “the Mayor” on the field ever since his youth when he tore up the Zimbabwe youth league, he also become known as “Captain Hook” to Chris Pedrick and others who liked to watch. I never forget when Methembe rolled into preseason my freshman year and was marking me on defense. He pretty much dominated my every move and walking off the field one of the players mentioned to me that Methembe was a few days late to preseason because he was playing the World Cup qualifiers against Nigeria and i should be too upset that he crushed me on the field b/c just a few days later he was marking Amochaci and Kanu. Yeah, that’s quite a switch – world cup qualifier to Ivy League preseason. Anyway, i bring all this up b/c i wanted to post the latest of Methembe’s accomplishments in Zimbabwe and with Grass Roots Soccer which is a great program:

Former Dartmouth Soccer Star Scores Again

Methembe Ndlovu is arguably the best soccer player ever to pull on the Dartmouth green. He left Dartmouth to return to his homeland, Zimbabwe, where he earned the nations highest honor, captaining the national team. He made a brave decision to return to Zimbabwe last year to lead Grassroot Soccer’s HIV prevention efforts there. According to the WHO, Zimbabwe’s has the lowest life expectancy in the world and has dropped from 69 in 2000 to 35 in 2006. Everyone who can leave has left. Methembe returned.

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Under his leadership the Grassroot Soccer Zimbabwe program has flourished, in large part due to a partnership with Highlanders, one the nations most popular teams. In return for Methembe’s coaching services, GRS has access to all the players (pro’s and Highlanders youth), the Highlanders games for graduation ceremonies (see attached photos) and their facilities for conducting the HIV education program. The partnership has paid off for Highlanders now too as 2 days ago Methembe became the youngest coach ever to win a Zimbabwe national title.

The Dartmouth-Highlanders/Zimbabwe connection is a strong one. Dartmouth graduates Andrew Shue, Jesse Bradley, Tommy Clark (CEO of grassroots soccer), Geoff Wheeler, Brian Wiese, Chris Mitchell and former coach Bobby Clark have been involved with the club.

Feel free to drop Methembe a note at: mndlovu at grassrootsoccer.org (note, very slow internet service in Zimbabwe so don’t expect a quick note back) or check out www.grassrootsoccer.org to find out more about this project.

Web 2.0 and Chuck Norris

As the founder of qloud, i’ve been immersed in Web 2.0 for the past 12 months (at least) and as a man i love Chuck Norris. Like Chuck, i never sleep, i wait. While i was waiting, i found this list of Chuck’s activity in web 2.0 world. Read on….

  • Chuck Norris was refused an investment by a VC. Once.
  • Chuck Norris read the entire blogosphere. Including splogs.
  • Chuck Norris invented blogging in 1974 in order to keep track of people he roundhouse kicked to the face.
  • Flickr gave Chuck Norris a funny look. Now you know why it needs a massage.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs.
  • Chuck Norris does not build to flip. He builds to roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Chuck Norris has more friends on MySpace than Tom.
  • Chuck Norris did not get acquired by Yahoo. He traveled back in time to 1849 and started Yahoo! himself. Now you know how the gold-rush started.sotw4sp.jpg
  • Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.
  • Chuck Norris does not use a web server. His beard serves HTTP.
  • Chuck Norris does not use tagging to remember websites. He roundhouse kicks them to the face then they remember him.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t validate. All standards are required to conform to his content.
  • Chuck Norris has an open API. His right leg, coming straight at your face.
  • If you’ve been spending too much time on Slashdot, this is for you.
    • Step 1. Chuck Norris.
      Step 3. Profit.

Day for Numbers

There was a great clue this weekend at the beer scavenger hunt that was only numbers which had to be decoded to receive the location. I was so happy that someone (Tiger) spent the time and effort to make someone work for their beer. In honor that clue, i’m sharing this little piece of trivia that i got from my cousin Joe:

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

i have no idea who figures this stuff out

Hugh vs. Bale Makes The Prestige Great

I just saw The Prestige and while not the best movie of the year, it is really really good. I’m going 8 out of 10. It man be too slick and not the best written, but it is captivating and completely enjoyable. Not because of the magic (which i thought was really cool) but because of the rivalry between Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale and their obsession to being the best in London.

This film reminds me of a quote i heard from Steven Spielberg when he was doing the DVD commentary of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. He remarked that he made that movie as a young man and it’s the type of film he would never make today. That is a movie where a man follows his gut and beliefs even though it leads to the destruction of his entire family. This is a similar movie. It’s about dreams, ambition and the sacrifice required to be the best. Jon Faverau’s character in Friends went through a similar ordeal when he was trying to be the worlds best Ultimate Fighting Champion. However, that was about 1/100 as good as this. As the film unwinds, you find yourself amazed at what the two are doing to themselves and to those they love, yet you can’t look away. It’s worth your while to check it out.

The film also does a great job of juggling between the Victorian age and industrial revolution, traditional actors (Caine) and rockstars (David Bowie), traditional film (analog) and modern techniques (digital), and most importantly between true the illusions of magic and actual science and innovation. Also, no one seems to be talking about the true rivalry to come out of this one. Do you think it’s too early to begin talking about a Wolverine vs. Batman film?

Half Nelson is One of the Year’s Best

I recently saw the film Half Nelson. I hadn’t heard anything about it before heading to the local indie theater – but it is great. The story is about an inner-city junior high school teacher (Dan – played by Ryan Gosling) who forms an strange friendship with one of his students (Drey – played by Shareeka Epps) after she discovers that he has a drug habit.

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I’m not going to go through the entire plot of the movie. Instead i’m going to list some themes and scenes…..

One way to look at the movie is to see Dan representing the white liberal establishment of America: well intentioned and talented but undisciplined (or destructively disciplined).  To the establishment, the black youth is an abstract idea that can be addressed by exploring history and putting some serious thought and money behind the problem. However, the establishment, like Dan, falls flat on its face when you actually see how this course of action impacts the students. There’s a reason why Dan – who actually sees the futility – self medicates.

There are 2 cats shown throughout the movie – one in Dan’s apartment and another at Frank, the local drug dealer’s house (Frank is played by Anthony Mackie and is great in the movie). To me, the cats represent the respective white and black communities. Dan’s “white society” cat is inside his home and taken care of (housing, food, car and attention) – similar to his upbringing. Dan comes from a white middle-class family and is loved by his parents. On the flip side, Frank’s cat is not allowed inside the home and kicked to the streets where it must fend for itself – similar to his and Drey’s life. That’s why it so shocking to see “proper home” cat and a man who’s been given all the opportunities dying.

I love the scene where Dan goes to confront the drug dealer Frank. He asks that Frank stay away from Drey. I was expecting to see a few punches by someone. Instead, it stumbles into a conversation, to which Frank asks, “You’re supposed to be the good guy?” and Dan responds helplessly, “I don’t know! I don’t know!” These two guys are the two options provided for today’s youth – and they both know Drey deserves better.

Drey’s mom, who’s working double shifts to create a good life for the two of them faces quite a dilemma. She’s working a legit job yet that prohibits her from actually raising her child. Because she doesn’t subscribe to a lifestyle that Frank or her brother (imprisoned for selling drugs) do, it results in her been absent most of the time and Frank and Dan doing most of her daughter’s parenting. Which in itself is tragic and unbelievably sad.

Another great scene is when Drey and Frank are driving around selling drugs. It’s here in his car when he tells he that he relationship with her teacher (Dunn) is inappropriate. That’s right, the local drug dealer, while using an 8th grader to deliver the drugs doesn’t like that her and her teacher are actually becoming friends. Ah, it’s so good.

There are so many good scenes in this film. It worth your time to check it out.

ED and Pronto Condoms

I wish the words “erectile dysfunction” never existed. I wish even more that there weren’t a billion commercials a day (and during football games) reminding us that some dudes can’t get it up. Even more than that, i wish that i didn’t have a bunch of questions about these drugs actually work. Such as: if you take a pill and it “works” and you’re successful in your attempt to bed someone, does it go away or are you left “hanging” all day. Are you able to carry 2 cups of coffee and your donuts all morning? Also, it kind of makes me sick how all the people in the commercials have a little devilish grin on their faces, like they know they are 1 pill away from getting on board the sex train. Again, i wish this wasn’t part of my life and i usually don’t think about it

Something on the internet – that world of tubes – reminded me of this problem today. It’s the 1-second condom made by Pronto Condoms. It’s for those people who can’t stay in the mood for the 3 extra seconds required to put a condom on. I have no idea who these people are, but apparently now there is a solution. There’s an informative video here in case you don’t believe me.

Can you imagine working for this company and each day you spend trying to figure out how to best market and make a condom even easier

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