 As the founder of qloud, i’ve been immersed in Web 2.0 for the past 12 months (at least) and as a man i love Chuck Norris.  Like Chuck, i never sleep, i wait.  While i was waiting, i found this list of Chuck’s activity in web 2.0 world.  Read on….
As the founder of qloud, i’ve been immersed in Web 2.0 for the past 12 months (at least) and as a man i love Chuck Norris.  Like Chuck, i never sleep, i wait.  While i was waiting, i found this list of Chuck’s activity in web 2.0 world.  Read on….
- Chuck Norris was refused an investment by a VC. Once.
- Chuck Norris read the entire blogosphere. Including splogs.
- Chuck Norris invented blogging in 1974 in order to keep track of people he roundhouse kicked to the face.
- Flickr gave Chuck Norris a funny look. Now you know why it needs a massage.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs.
- Chuck Norris does not build to flip. He builds to roundhouse kick to the face.
- Chuck Norris has more friends on MySpace than Tom.
- Chuck Norris did not get acquired by Yahoo. He traveled back in time to 1849 and started Yahoo! himself. Now you know how the gold-rush started. 
- Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.
- Chuck Norris does not use a web server. His beard serves HTTP.
- Chuck Norris does not use tagging to remember websites. He roundhouse kicks them to the face then they remember him.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t validate. All standards are required to conform to his content.
- Chuck Norris has an open API. His right leg, coming straight at your face.
- If you’ve been spending too much time on Slashdot, this is for you.
- Step 1. Chuck Norris.
 Step 3. Profit.
 
- Step 1. Chuck Norris.
 Page views equal cash and YouTube has a lot of them.  Because they haven’t fully monetized them yet doesn’t mean they won’t. They needed a partner with an ad serving system and relationships with advertisers – Google’s the best at both.  In fact, Scoble
Page views equal cash and YouTube has a lot of them.  Because they haven’t fully monetized them yet doesn’t mean they won’t. They needed a partner with an ad serving system and relationships with advertisers – Google’s the best at both.  In fact, Scoble 

 • Another thing that might strike a chord with paranoid MySpacers is the mythical MySpace tracker. To put it simply, MySpace trackers don’t exist yet. Don’t be scared if you look at someone’s profile hourly. They can’t tell.
• Another thing that might strike a chord with paranoid MySpacers is the mythical MySpace tracker. To put it simply, MySpace trackers don’t exist yet. Don’t be scared if you look at someone’s profile hourly. They can’t tell. • Mirror pictures are ideal. Any picture taken by oneself deserves credit. It’s an art form. Comment on these with something more than “I think you’re hot.”
• Mirror pictures are ideal. Any picture taken by oneself deserves credit. It’s an art form. Comment on these with something more than “I think you’re hot.”
 I read an interesting post last week about why Paris Hilton is such a successful celebrity (
I read an interesting post last week about why Paris Hilton is such a successful celebrity ( Gladwell’s which talked about the derivative nature of blogs and media at large.  He argues that:
 Gladwell’s which talked about the derivative nature of blogs and media at large.  He argues that:




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This completely annoys me.  I want people to develop a site until it’s worthy for people to use and then put it out.  If it is available for anyone to use – it’s ready.  Call it version 1.0.  People know what 1.0 means, it means the first iteration.  As you  fix it and add features, you can go to 1.2, 1.5, 2.0, whatever.   But keeping a product in perpetual beta mode is just wrong – have the balls to actually take the training wheels off and see if you can ride. eir page they have a “beta meter” where users can vote whether their service is stable enough to come out of beta.  That’s a great idea.  It’s the users who you’re trying to please and if they deem the service solid, then it probably is.  This is a company that Google bought earlier this year to build their Google Suite that i’ve speculated about for many a moon.
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